Top Best Man Jokes

You’ve been selected as the Best Man, which means you’ve got the task of a Wedding Speech, what better than to crack out some of our top best man jokes to warm up the crowd before the serious stuff. You’ve known your buddy forever so it should be a walk in the park, right?

The best man speech only needs to be funny without being inappropriate, sentimental without being cliche, insightful without being too revealing, engaging without being too long, optimistic without being unrealistic and personally tailored to suit the groom. No worries at all??!!

Before you start hyperventilating and planning your strategic “chest infection”, we’ve rounded up the Top Best Man jokes to ensure you can deliver that killer speech.

Joke 1

My name is Jack and I’m the best man. It really is impossible to praise the groom too highly – in fact while writing this speech; I found it impossible to praise him at all. At first I found it a little hard to write this speech but that I realised I could just piece together a few of the character references I’ve done for his court appearances.

Joke 2

People have often commented that myself and Bob are like siblings. I’m quite honoured to take the role of older brother and we have quite a special bond *turns to groom* – Wouldn’t you agree with that, little sis? I think these comments are brought on by how much time we spend together, some say we’re virtually inseparable but I think that’s going a bit far. I mean we’ve come to an agreement with Sarah that she can have him Wednesday nights and every other weekend.

Joke 3

Organising the seating a wedding can be a bit tricky, I would know from all the hours I watched Bob and Sarah pour over their notes. My idea was the use the gift list to help us out. It’s all pretty simple really. Those who bought the biggest items up the front, closest to the bar, and work backwards to the smaller presents. A special thanks to Mike and Jenny for the toast rack, but they won’t be able to hear this, as they’re out in the car park.

Joke 4

Man, what an emotional day it’s been. Even the cake is in tiers.

Joke 5

Loyal, kind, considerate, loving and generous. Now that’s enough about me, I’m here to talk about Bob.

Joke 6

A few months ago, Bob called me to ask “what are your thoughts on marriage?”. I have to say, he really took me by surprise. After the initial shock passed, I had to sit him down and tell him that while I was very flattered, I wasn’t ready to settle down just yet.

Joke 7

I’d like to start by congratulation Bob on his impeccable taste in speech givers.

Joke 8

I asked for a mic, but was told one wasn’t available. So if you can’t hear me up the back, the sience from the people up the front should reassure you that you’re not missing out on anything.

Joke 9

Good Evening family and friends. I am so happy to preside over the only 5 minutes of the night that the Bride hasn’t planned. Kick back, relax and enjoy the freedom.

Joke 10

Seeing the happy couple walk down the aisle earlier today, I’m sure we can all agree the bride looked simply stunning. The goom, on the other hand, simply looked stunned.